I was sitting in front of my laptop, with the night wind blowing in through the window, and I thought to myself: 'How cool it would be to control the elements (you know, like controlling the wind, or fire etc)', then I had the sort of image of you know, something like this:
Just as that happened, since I appear to have the dubious ability to converse with myself, my lame alter ego popped out and thought: 'If it were me, I would choose potassium (K) and zinc (Zn).'
Oh well. If you were in a foul mood, and you read this, and you got a laugh, or stopped to curse my infernal ridiculousness, at least it took your mind off (for about 2 seconds) whatever was bugging you in the first place, innit?
Haha.
Cheerio