First, you start in early December, when your friend brings you stuff that is meant for eating before Chinese New Year, but you hoard it until CNY.
Next, when CNY comes around, eat some of the hoarded stuff.
No Picture Available, but as you can see above, most of the hoarded stuff has been eaten.
Talk with your pastor about how you celebrate CNY, and listen to his confessions as he tells you of the number of pineapple tarts he's eaten.
Re-enactment:
Pastor S: Did you celebrate CNY?
Me: No, not really. I ate a few things I hoarded though. Did you eat a lot of pineapple tarts?
Pastor S: Yes. I ate a lot.
Me: Oh. I see.
Pastor S: I'm also training for marathon, but at my age, it's hard to burn off the fat.
Me: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's the tarts.
Wait for your parents to post you some stuff.
Open and examine the contents.
Be happy about the stuff you got.
Not that you fool.
The End.
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